noun · first recorded 2025–2026 · status: contested
ABG CMO
1."Asian Baby Girl, Chief Marketing Officer" - the SF startup archetype of hiring a young, extremely-online Asian woman to run viral short-form marketing, on the theory that in the attention economy a face that farms engagement beats a traditional CMO.
Pre-seed, no product, but they've already hired an ABG CMO - so distribution is solved.
01Origin
The archetype crystallized on tech X across 2025–2026, amid the attention-economy turn in startup marketing, with the meme-ified claim that a YC-backed AI startup without an ABG CMO is "basically doomed." "ABG" itself is older internet slang for a West Coast Asian-American subculture aesthetic; bolting it onto a C-suite title is the joke, and also not a joke.
It escalated when builder David Im launched an actual product called ABG CMO (abgcmo.com) - AI-generated idol-style avatar influencers as your startup's marketing face - drawing both adoption and heavy backlash, and prompting Im to post a widely-read explanation thread. The discourse fed a broader 2026 backlash wave: an SF "ABG/ABB maxxing" event drew accusations of commodifying Asian women, and tiff's viral Substack essay "please stop pretending you're an abg" circulated widely as the definitive critique.
The term's status is genuinely contested - half the timeline uses it as a growth strategy, the other half as an indictment of one. Its exact first use is unattributed. Companion phenomenon: Corgi girls.
02Notable sightings
tiff · @bytheophana"please stop pretending you're an abg" - the viral Substack essay critiquing SF tech's ABG cosplay and the commodification of Asian baddie culture.
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