verb · first recorded 2009 · status: og
Hill climbing
1.Optimizing whatever is in front of you instead of asking whether it's the right thing: the algorithm that summits the nearest bump and declares victory. Applies to careers, startups, benchmark-chasing models, and, in this city specifically, walking.
Four promotions in five years. Wrong hill. The valley crossing is scheduled for his 35th birthday.
01Origin
The term is old computer science: greedy local search takes whichever step goes up, which reliably finds the top of the nearest hill and just as reliably misses the mountain. The local maximum is the entire joke, and SF, a city professionally obsessed with optimization, adopted the vocabulary of its failure mode.
Chris Dixon's 2009 essay "Climbing the wrong hill" made it a career doctrine: the ambitious operator who takes every locally optimal step (the promotion, the raise, the safer offer) ends up atop a respectable hill, staring across the valley at the one they meant to climb, no longer willing to descend. The essay recirculates every hiring cycle, forwarded by people actively accepting the promotion.
The AI era gave it a second job: labs hill-climb benchmarks the way careers hill-climb comp (see IQmog for what the summit flex looks like), and every eval chart is a hill someone chose because it was near. The escape move has a name too: a pivot is the claim that you are not descending, you are relocating to a better hill. And yes, in San Francisco the term is also literal: the city is made of hills, everyone climbs them daily, and the metaphor is enforced by terrain.
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