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noun · first recorded 2022 · status: og

P(doom)

1.Your personal probability that AI ends the world, stated as a number so the vibe feels like math. Formerly SF's standard dinner question; now asked exclusively by journalists, senators, and people who landed at SFO this week.

"So what's your p(doom)?" The table aged ten years. "You just moved here, huh."

01Origin

The notation comes from the rationalist forums, where assigning probabilities to the apocalypse let a subculture argue about the end of the world with the energy of a fantasy football league. For years it stayed in-house: a number you traded on LessWrong, updated after long posts nobody outside the community read.

The 2023 mainstream moment made it a celebrity stat. Post-ChatGPT, everyone had one: executives offered numbers between 5 and 20 percent and went back to raising compute, Emad Mostaque said 50, Yann LeCun said under 1, Roman Yampolskiy said 99.999999, and podcast hosts asked it the way other shows ask your sign. Even Eliezer Yudkowsky, patron saint of the doom itself, compared trading p(doom)s to a marker of personal identity, which is the polite way of saying the numbers were never updated by evidence, only by mood.

Then SF quietly stopped saying it. The city did not resolve the question; it just went back to work, shipping through the ambiguity (feeling the AGI on release days, claude pilled the rest of the week). Asking someone's p(doom) at a party in 2026 dates the asker, not the subject: it is the anti signal of AI conversation, the San Fran of existential risk. The doom didn't go to zero. It just stopped being small talk.

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